Each day leading up to Halloween, share one of these jokes or riddles. (Don’t be surprised if you end up talking about puns and word play…)
- What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out!
- What position does the ghost play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.
- What kind of music do mummies love? Wrap music.
- How does a ghost cow laugh? Moo-ha-ha-ha.
- Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
- What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
- Why are vampires bad at art? They are only able to draw blood.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn’t have the guts.
- What do dentists hand out at Halloween? Candy. It’s good for business.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you has my candy?
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your costume. It’s amazing!
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And check out these for younger students.